Which is why I couldn't stop laughing when I accidentally stumbled across this tank top (which, yes, is actually part of a pajama set and not intended to be worn on a date), which expresses what I wish I could say to every guy I've gone out with the last two years:
This pair, for instance, is a cruel way to show your feelings:
And this pair? #TooObvious:
As a magazine lover who hoards literally hundreds of issues (of Vogue and Glamour, obviously), I love this shirt. A prospective date might not so much:
But…I should probably buy those pajamas just for my own private joke, right? What are your personal wardrobe no-nos for a first date?